The true code behind the explosive buzzword marketing messages

if (isReturningUser) {
  message = 'Welcome back!';
} else {
  message = 'Welcome!';
}

const hashedPassword = sha256(password);
// TODO: read about salt

sentence.split(',').forEach((phrase) => {
  if (['angry', 'upset', 'pissed off', 'disappointed', 'absurd', 'manager', 'get me your manager', 'get me the manager', 'I want to speak with the manager', 'your manager', 'the manager', 'a manager', 'shut up!', '!!!', 'insane', 'crazy', 'stop arguing with me', 'would you just listen?!', 'how many times', 'no!', `${F_WORD} you!`, `${F_WORD} off!`, `${F_WORD}!`].includes(phrase)) {
    return SENTIMENTS.ANGRY;
  } else {
    return SENTIMENTS.NEUTRAL;
  }
  // TODO: We are not using SENTIMENTS.HAPPY - consider removing
});

function render() {
  components.forEach(c => render(c));
}

function render() {
  requestAnimationFrame(() => {
    components.forEach(c => render(c));
  });
}

function sendAnalytics(event) {
  sendToServer('/analytics', event);
}
button.onclick = () => sendAnalytics('clicked');

function sendActionableAnalytics(event) {
  sendToServer('/analytics', event);
}
button.onclick = () => sendActionableAnalytics('clicked');

setInterval(() => {
  fetch('https://api.server.com/newData').then(isNewData => {
    if (isNewData) {
      this.refreshEverything();
    };
  });
}, 1000);

if (customer.lastLoggedIn < new Date() - 3 * MONTHS) {
  sendSmartAlert(SMART_ALERTS.USER_CHURN_ALERT);
}