My Swags

My swag is pretty poor :( mostly from colleagues. I have a T-shirt with "I tried to change the world but they wouldn't give me the soure code". Kinda sums up the place I was working at that it would have been funnier if it has said "but they won't accept my Pull-request but seeing as I had been bleating at them for 18 months to install source code control I guess it summed up that this just didn't get it.
Another with "Select * from Users where Clue >0: no records found."

Awesome collection! I'm curious how you got the gcp one?