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Meme Monday

Ben Halpern on April 29, 2024

Meme Monday!

Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

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Anmol Baranwal

The war begins 🤣

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Ben Halpern

🤪

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Alvaro Montoro

My attempt at creating a meme last week...

Geordi La Forge Meme: a black man wearing a Star Trek uniform with long goggles (that have the text CSS added to them for the meme). First, he has a hand out like asking to stop, next to the CSS code z-index: infinity. Below, he is half smiling and pointing in acceptance to the CSS code z-index:calc(infinity * 1)

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Schemetastic (Rodrigo)

Did you know that there is a maximum z-index value? For example a 10 digit 9 value (9999999999) is not possible, the maximum possible z-index is 2147483647. So if you have an item with z-index: 9999999999 and another with infinity, technically they both would be 2147483647 and the winner would be the one who is placed after the other in the HTML.

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Sh Raj

Thanks for the info bro

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Alvaro Montoro

Because CSS doesn't allow to use the math constants outside of math functions... Which makes total sense.

Also, it would work with just calc(infinity). I don't know why I added the * 1. Out of habit maybe.

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𒎏Wii 🏳️‍⚧️

I've recently started using custom properties for z-indices to simulate a kind of "named layers" and I don't think I'll ever go back to keeping the funny numbers in sync.

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Anita Olsen

You know it! 😁 ✨
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Sebastian Christopher

Even better.
Deleting other people's code completely because you’ve done it with two lines of code 🫣

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𒎏Wii 🏳️‍⚧️

Even better.
The "other people" is just you from a month ago and there was no reason not to do it the simple way back then other than you just didn't see it at the time.

Happens every time.

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stainlessray

Any code I haven't touched in 15 minutes might as well be somebody else's!

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Anita Olsen

Hahah, oh man! 😈

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Michalis Papamichael

damn that feeling...

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Alvaro Montoro

Today's comiCSS cartoon:

cartoon with a list titled 'How to stay on top of things': 1. make a list (striked through); 2. track your time; 3. time box your tasks; 4. more difficult tasks first; 5. take breaks; 6. focus, don't multitask; 7. z-index: 4 (striked through); 8. z-index: 9999 (striked through); 9. z-index: 99999999 (striked through); 10. z-index: max(infinity)

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Ben Halpern

Let's kick things off with an awful AI-generated meme

Well dodated

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Matt Ryan

My code is always well dodated.

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Ben Halpern

My code is self-dodating

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Ranjan Dailata

My code is no dodating

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Fyodor

* saw an opportunity here and left to build first automated AI-based code dodator…

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Ranjan Dailata

Amazing dodator :)

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𒎏Wii 🏳️‍⚧️

"Well dodated code"

This is priceless

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stainlessray

Dodating code is so 1993.

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Sherry Day

meme monday

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Michalis Papamichael

that's gold

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Matt Ryan

This Monday, time for a classic.

I still sometimes call Control, Catarol.

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Ben Halpern

They have internet on computers now?

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BernerT

meme monday

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Diner Das

meme monday

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Mohammed

Laughs in #include

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Dream

meme monday

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Joseph Amalfitano

Laughs in C#

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Jacob Van Wagoner

What it does effectively is disallow obtaining a reference to the field, thus preventing idiotic side effects.

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NLxDoDge

record Foo(int number);

Done I fixed it for you 😎 (except that it not Mutable). so you got to create a new Record every time data changes. Bu other than that it's a nice feature in Java.

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Fraser Young

meme monday

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Renan Ferro

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Jason Burkes

meme monday

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NChandan

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Paulo Henrique

a bit late, but...
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Charles Brown

meme monday

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Dun

meme monday

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Dave

Heh, that's just one of the devs reporting the bugs they brought up before release but the product manager wouldn't prioritize! 😅

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Ivan Isaac

meme monday

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Nabil Alamin

is this an actual thing?

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Ava Nichols

meme monday

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Mohammed

Lmao

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Christopher Wright

meme monday

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𒎏Wii 🏳️‍⚧️

It's sad how Elongated Muskrat has turned twitter into so much of a joke, you don't even need a punch-line anymore; you can just post legit news and everyone agrees it's funny.

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Jacob Van Wagoner

You say that as if Twitter was ever anything but a joke that only had people taking it seriously because of Poe's Law in action.

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stainlessray

In their defense they have like 4 engineers who sleep on a cot back by the dumpster. So we shouldn't expect so much.

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Parker Waiters

meme monday

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Jaipal001

5173 for vite projects dev mode, 4173 for vite prod mode, 3000 for nuxt

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Fabio Politi

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Qyrus

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Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli

so unrealistic. who picks Java or C++?

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Dan Spinola

Javascript is not accurate, that's more like PHP.

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aruna

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Palmer

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