Top 5 tricks for writing listicles that will make you churn out low quality content quickly and easily

1. Use AI to write the whole article.
   Don't prooodread it, even if it lists things that are wrong or incredibly outdated

2. Use as Many Trending Buzzwords as Possible.
   Buzzwords are the lifeblood of modern content. Toss in phrases like “blockchain disruption,” “AI-powered synergy,” and “sustainable growth hacking” even if you have no idea what they mean

3. Write your opinions as if they are facts
   A tone of certainty, especially when you don't know what you're talking about, will let people will know you are very smart, and they are not

4. Don't know how to count
   Either put more items than the title states, or less items than the title states

Edit: Honestly this article is just me being bitter at the sorry state of "Tech Bloggers"