APIs you didn't know you needed

With everything recently being "as a service", there are a plenty of different data sources that can provide... stuff. Stuff as a service, of course. Behold a small collection of APIs you may or not have heard about.

Yes or no?

https://yesno.wtf/#api

Making decisions is hard. Why won't you outsource this job to a third-party microservice to ensure that the they are as independent as possible? Returns "maybe" every 10.000th time as a bonus.

Taco API

https://github.com/evz/tacofancy-api

Are you in love with tacos? Can't decide what kind to make today? One HTTP request will get you a full recipe (with optional ingredients and categories of your choice).

Corporate bullshit

https://github.com/sameerkumar18/corporate-bs-generator-api

Do you find it hard to talk to Highly Enterprise Customers? Does your manager's manager want you to present a new topic for a weekly "0.5% team effectiveness raise" meeting? This will get you covered.

It's like this for that!

http://itsthisforthat.com/api.php

Another friend of yours quit the job and invested all the money and time into smart socks?

ALL CAPS AS A SERVICE

http://shoutcloud.io/

SHOUTING IS 100% THE WAY TO COMMUNICATE WHEN THINGS ARE IMPORTANT.

Ruby gem, npm package and go libraries are also available.

Automate things that are important

http://www.foaas.com/

Highly advanced and flexible RESTful API that accomplishes a common task of telling people to fuck off.

Custom names, signatures and loads of other options are available. Having a hard time communicating with disturbing foreigners? i18n is supported, as well as SHOUTCLOUD integration listed above.

Lorem Ipsum

If you are tired of the regular boring Lorem Ipsum filling your template layouts, take a look at Bacon Ipsum - a meaty dummy text API. If you are vegetarian, Skateboard-themed Ipsum or Baseball one will get you covered.

And here is a Markdown-flavoured Ipsum generator as a bonus.

Numbers

http://numbersapi.com/

We all love numbers. If you are in love with a particular number or date, you might as well want to know more about it. 78? A total number of gifts in the song The Twelve Days of Christmas.

And if you are bored, it is your chance to write a Slack plugin for PR notifications.

[thepracticaldev/dev.to] Pull request opened: #3 Klingon Code of Conduct

Lines changed as much as the number of years in 235 lunations.

Animals as a service.

The famous Cat API paired with Dog and Shibe API, as well as more lightweight random fox, cat and dog services will get you a heartwarming JSON response every time you need it.

Donald Trump API

https://docs.tronalddump.io/

As the most acknowledged political figure of modern US, you can always expect people to keep record of what you said in a searchable database with an easy to parse output format.

If you don't want to get political, there is also a simple Ron Swanson quotes API. And, of course a good supply of Chuck Norris facts that definitely comes in handy.

Everything you ever wanted to CURL about the food

https://spoonacular.com/food-api

Recipes, ingredients, menu items, nutrition data. Mount a webcam inside your fridge, label your food with QR codes and automate your cooking suggestions based on what you have in stock.

Dispose data with ease

https://devnull-as-a-service.com/code/

/dev/null in the cloud. Get rid of your unwanted bytes over POST requests. Free for up to 25GB/Month.

Spice up your placeholders

Not exactly an API in the same way as the rest of the services mentioned previously, but something you can't easily walk past.

http://placekitten.com/
http://www.fillmurray.com/
https://www.stevensegallery.com/
https://www.placecage.com/

Got other services the world should know about?