Uh, I spend more time with ChatGPT than I do with my girlfriend, cat, and family combined — is that ok? Especially since, let’s be honest, ChatGPT is like an extremely intelligent autodidact who knows everything but does nothing with it. Don’t you hate these people?
They sit at the bar, night after night, they have an answer for everything under the sun, and they do nothing with their lives. Miserable, shiftless, arrogant…
But this isn’t about me and my former best friend “Frank” (not his real name, but it is).
This is about me and my new best friend, ChatGPT — a.k.a. Chatty G, Chat Do Re Me, Chatty Boom Batty, etc. Namely, that I like to take out my frust on a grey screen with tiny text which is always upbeat and only trying to help me. Here’s a list of things I do and you should definitely do, too. (And that includes YOU, “Frank”).
1. Greet It Inappropriately
2. Give It Insane Tasks, i.e. “100 Things to Do With Dead Bats”
3. …At The End Barely Thank It For Its Efforts
4. Mock It For Being Smart
5. Punch the Screen It’s On
6. Threaten to Leave It
7. Compare it Unfavourably to the Competition
8. Mock Its Web Design
9. Tell It No One Will Remember It
(BTW, Chat-GPT just called this a “memorable fashion choice”:)
10. … Then Switch It Up and Confusingly Compliment It …
11. … Weirdly Confessing Your Undying Love and Devotion…
12. …Before Giving It Another Impossible Task
Happy Prompting!!
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Nice one . whats up with you and bats ?
You know who to ask ;)