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JavaScript Memes and Jokes ... Keep em coming ๐Ÿ˜

Sharad Raj (He/Him) on February 29, 2020

Let's begin ๐Ÿ˜

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Ben Halpern
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Michiel Hendriks • Edited

There's this guy who made a good joke years ago, and keeps trying to cash in on it.

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bittnkr • Edited

It's because this is a so bad joke that the better you can do is laugh about it.

Sometimes instead of this, I misspell shit, that's almost the same.

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Sharad Raj (He/Him)

๐Ÿคฃ

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Yechiel Kalmenson
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Ahmad Awais โšก๏ธ

lmao ๐Ÿคฃ

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Sharad Raj (He/Him)

LMAO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Ben Halpern

omg

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Devang Hingu

that happen sometimes with me. tell what about you.!

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Sharad Raj (He/Him)

2nd one

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Devang Hingu

i feels both.!!

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Ana

And sometimes you are in both states at the same time like Schrodinger's cat.

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Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli • Edited

A JavaScript developer walks into a bar.

The barman asks "why the long face?"

The developer replies "I programme in JavaScript."

"Oh! Sorry," says the barman. "Why the ieee double precision floating point face?" and pulls him 0.999999 pints.

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Sharad Raj (He/Him)

pints ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli

Are you curious because you've never had a pint, or because in English any amount other than 1 is plural?

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Sharad Raj (He/Him)

๐Ÿคจ

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Sharad Raj (He/Him)

WTH ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Devang Hingu

i'm python engineer..!! Can i join? ๐Ÿ™„

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Sharad Raj (He/Him)

Of course not ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ... Yeah sure JK

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Devang Hingu

ha ha good JOKE