Theofanis Despoudis

Posted on Jul 4, 2019

Two CSS properties Walk Into a Bar...

#css #jokes

Two CSS properties walk into a bar.

A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

Thomas Fuchs 🌵

@thomasfuchs

Two CSS properties walk into a bar.

A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

16:10 PM - 28 Jul 2014

Top comments (12)

Johannes Millan • Dec 17 '19 • Edited

Is it funny if I tell the joke like this:

.another-bar.bar .chair{
  position: fixed;
  bottom: 0;
}

.this-bar .chair,
.bar .chair {
  position: sticky !important; 
  transform: rotate(920deg);
  transition: 1s all not-smooth;
  float: none;
}

Sollace • Dec 17 '19

This is like an anti-joke. :|

sanidz • Dec 17 '19

Host selector walk in to a bar.
There is no bar anymore. ha - ha

Alex F. Musumeci • Dec 16 '19

I get it.

mrfrasier • Dec 16 '19

Please enlighten

perpetual . education • Dec 21 '19

Should I take a screenshot of this page and then post it - so we go a few levels deeper? Or - should I just scope my things properly?

chase • Sep 11 '22

CSS is global，New CSS causes historical version crash

petrosvoivontas • Dec 17 '19

Παναγία μου... 😂

Reach Allen • Dec 20 '19

I don't get the joke. Can anyone explain to me? Haha

perpetual . education • Dec 21 '19

It's the same joke as "A blind man falls in a hole and dies because he didn't know what he was doing" - which - depending on your culture - is funny? We thought it was kinda sad.