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Our Next Handsets Have No SIM Tray and Our Depots Still Swap SIM Cards From a Drawer

Our Next Handsets Have No SIM Tray and Our Depots Still Swap SIM Cards From a Drawer

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Three Business Cases Claimed the Same Four Planners and Only One of Them Could Be Right

Three Business Cases Claimed the Same Four Planners and Only One of Them Could Be Right

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Our Telematics Said Our Crane Lorries Idled Two Hours a Day and the Engine Was Working the Crane

Our Telematics Said Our Crane Lorries Idled Two Hours a Day and the Engine Was Working the Crane

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Our Statement Run Matched Files to Customers by Their Place in the List and Two Hundred Got Someone Else's

Our Statement Run Matched Files to Customers by Their Place in the List and Two Hundred Got Someone Else's

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Our Storage Promised Our Servers Thirty One Terabytes and Owned Eighteen

Our Storage Promised Our Servers Thirty One Terabytes and Owned Eighteen

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A Counter Assistant Signed the Branch Browser Into Her Own Account and Took Our Saved Passwords Home

A Counter Assistant Signed the Branch Browser Into Her Own Account and Took Our Saved Passwords Home

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Our Network Supplier and Our Warehouse System Supplier Both Changed Something on the Same Sunday Night

Our Network Supplier and Our Warehouse System Supplier Both Changed Something on the Same Sunday Night

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Our Trade Customers Want to Pay by Bank App at the Counter and Our Tills Can Only Refund a Card

Our Trade Customers Want to Pay by Bank App at the Counter and Our Tills Can Only Refund a Card

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We Asked Our Yard Staff to Use Their Own Phones to Sign In and Forty Three Said No

We Asked Our Yard Staff to Use Their Own Phones to Sign In and Forty Three Said No

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We Stopped Selling Three Hundred and Forty Products and Our Returns Screen Stopped Recognising Them

We Stopped Selling Three Hundred and Forty Products and Our Returns Screen Stopped Recognising Them

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Every Update Reached Our Aberdeen Branch First Because the Rollout Ran in Alphabetical Order

Every Update Reached Our Aberdeen Branch First Because the Rollout Ran in Alphabetical Order

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We Upgraded Ten Access Points at a Depot and Fourteen Desk Phones Lost Power

We Upgraded Ten Access Points at a Depot and Fourteen Desk Phones Lost Power

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Every Scan From Our Depot Printers Landed in a Folder the Whole Depot Could Open

Every Scan From Our Depot Printers Landed in a Folder the Whole Depot Could Open

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Our Forklift Terminals Switched Off With the Trucks Every Night and Missed Nine Months of Updates

Our Forklift Terminals Switched Off With the Trucks Every Night and Missed Nine Months of Updates

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Our Suppliers' Barcodes Will Soon Carry the Batch Number and Our Stock System Has Nowhere to Put It

Our Suppliers' Barcodes Will Soon Carry the Batch Number and Our Stock System Has Nowhere to Put It

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We Sold Our Hire Division and Two Years Later My Team Still Runs Its Systems

We Sold Our Hire Division and Two Years Later My Team Still Runs Its Systems

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This Year Has Fifty Three Weeks and Last Time Our Reports Lost One of Them

This Year Has Fifty Three Weeks and Last Time Our Reports Lost One of Them

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Our Licence Check Was Not Allowed to Look at Thirty Eight Drivers and Marked Them All Clear

Our Licence Check Was Not Allowed to Look at Thirty Eight Drivers and Marked Them All Clear

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We Moved Our Depot Cameras to the Cloud and Every Scanner Waited Behind the Video

We Moved Our Depot Cameras to the Cloud and Every Scanner Waited Behind the Video

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Our Door Fobs Could Be Copied Through a Pocket and the Access Log Named a Man Who Was in Spain

Our Door Fobs Could Be Copied Through a Pocket and the Access Log Named a Man Who Was in Spain

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Our Goods In Scanners Dropped Off Every Lunchtime and the Engineer Only Ever Visited in the Morning

Our Goods In Scanners Dropped Off Every Lunchtime and the Engineer Only Ever Visited in the Morning

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Our Right to Work Checks Are Going Digital and Our Onboarding Still Expects a Photocopy

Our Right to Work Checks Are Going Digital and Our Onboarding Still Expects a Photocopy

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Our Delivery App Saved Finance Two Jobs and Transport Was Asked to Pay for It

Our Delivery App Saved Finance Two Jobs and Transport Was Asked to Pay for It

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Our Training Customer Placed More Orders Than Most of Our Real Ones

Our Training Customer Placed More Orders Than Most of Our Real Ones

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Our Leaver Process Forwarded Her Mailbox to the Manager Her Grievance Was About

Our Leaver Process Forwarded Her Mailbox to the Manager Her Grievance Was About

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The Cable to Our Gatehouse Was Forty Metres Too Long and the Old Switch Had Been Hiding It

The Cable to Our Gatehouse Was Forty Metres Too Long and the Old Switch Had Been Hiding It

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Our Fuel Card Portal Read Its Sign In Code to a Voicemail Anyone Could Dial Into

Our Fuel Card Portal Read Its Sign In Code to a Voicemail Anyone Could Dial Into

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The Transport Office PC Crashed Every Afternoon Because Nobody Ever Signed Out

The Transport Office PC Crashed Every Afternoon Because Nobody Ever Signed Out

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A Drone Counted Our Warehouse in One Night and Our Stock System Could Not Keep Up

A Drone Counted Our Warehouse in One Night and Our Stock System Could Not Keep Up

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Five Directors Priced an Hour of Downtime and Together It Came to Three Times Our Turnover

Five Directors Priced an Hour of Downtime and Together It Came to Three Times Our Turnover

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Our Customer Tiers Were Calculated Once in 2020 and Never Again

Our Customer Tiers Were Calculated Once in 2020 and Never Again

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Our Cash Matching Reached Ninety Two Percent by Guessing Which Invoice Customers Meant

Our Cash Matching Reached Ninety Two Percent by Guessing Which Invoice Customers Meant

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The Gas Suppression in Our Server Room Had Been Switched to Manual for Three Years

The Gas Suppression in Our Server Room Had Been Switched to Manual for Three Years

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Her Session Was Stolen From the Family Computer and Our Second Factor Never Saw It

Her Session Was Stolen From the Family Computer and Our Second Factor Never Saw It

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Our Service Desk Scored Ninety Four Percent and Never Asked Anyone at a Depot

Our Service Desk Scored Ninety Four Percent and Never Asked Anyone at a Depot

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Our New Apprentices Have Never Saved a File in a Folder

Our New Apprentices Have Never Saved a File in a Folder

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Our Fixed Price Implementation Came With Sixty Four Assumptions and We Owned Every One

Our Fixed Price Implementation Came With Sixty Four Assumptions and We Owned Every One

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Our Old System Kept Credit Limits in Thousands and the New One Read Them as Pounds

Our Old System Kept Credit Limits in Thousands and the New One Read Them as Pounds

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Every Ticket That Mentioned a Password Went to a Team of Two

Every Ticket That Mentioned a Password Went to a Team of Two

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We Could Restore Our Orders to Any Minute in the Last Week and Needed the Eleventh Day

We Could Restore Our Orders to Any Minute in the Last Week and Needed the Eleventh Day

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A Free PDF Converter in Our Browsers Changed Owners and Started Reading Our Customer System

A Free PDF Converter in Our Browsers Changed Owners and Started Reading Our Customer System

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Our Clocking Terminals Ran Seven Minutes Fast and a Driver Noticed Before We Did

Our Clocking Terminals Ran Seven Minutes Fast and a Driver Noticed Before We Did

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A Customer's Software Placed an Order With Us and Nobody Had Signed It

A Customer's Software Placed an Order With Us and Nobody Had Signed It

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Moving to Software as a Service Cut Our Costs and Lowered Our Reported Profit

Moving to Software as a Service Cut Our Costs and Lowered Our Reported Profit

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Our Phones Could Not Recognise Customers Whose Numbers Had Spaces in Them

Our Phones Could Not Recognise Customers Whose Numbers Had Spaces in Them

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Our Payment Reminders All Went Out at Nine and Took the Portal Down

Our Payment Reminders All Went Out at Nine and Took the Portal Down

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We Moved Our Exports to Archive Storage and Paid for Six Months Every Time

We Moved Our Exports to Archive Storage and Paid for Six Months Every Time

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A Note Taking Assistant Sent Our Negotiating Position to the Customer

A Note Taking Assistant Sent Our Negotiating Position to the Customer

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Our Support Contract Promised an Engineer the Next Day and the Part in Six Weeks

Our Support Contract Promised an Engineer the Next Day and the Part in Six Weeks

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Software Now Offers Our Drivers Their Overtime and Someone Has to Explain Why

Software Now Offers Our Drivers Their Overtime and Someone Has to Explain Why

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We Paid Our Software Suppliers a Year in Advance and Waited Sixty Days for Our Customers

We Paid Our Software Suppliers a Year in Advance and Waited Sixty Days for Our Customers

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Where Is My Order Was Our Top Call Reason Because It Was First in the List

Where Is My Order Was Our Top Call Reason Because It Was First in the List

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Our Purchase Requests Approved Themselves While the Managers Were on Holiday

Our Purchase Requests Approved Themselves While the Managers Were on Holiday

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We Deleted Two Hundred Virtual Machines and Kept Paying for Their Disks

We Deleted Two Hundred Virtual Machines and Kept Paying for Their Disks

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Changing a Mobile Number in Our HR Portal Was Enough to Take Over an Account

Changing a Mobile Number in Our HR Portal Was Enough to Take Over an Account

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Our Peak Season Laptops Came Out of the Cage Unable to Join the Network

Our Peak Season Laptops Came Out of the Cage Unable to Join the Network

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Our Customers Ask a Chatbot About Us Before They Ask Us

Our Customers Ask a Chatbot About Us Before They Ask Us

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We Saved Every Agent Four Minutes a Day and Nobody Could Spend Them

We Saved Every Agent Four Minutes a Day and Nobody Could Spend Them

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She Changed Her Surname and Six of Our Systems Decided She Was Someone New

She Changed Her Surname and Six of Our Systems Decided She Was Someone New

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Our New Starters Inherited Everything Their Predecessors Had Collected

Our New Starters Inherited Everything Their Predecessors Had Collected

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